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DON'T

This little sock we give to you
Is not for you to wear. •
Please multiply your size by two
And place therein with care,
In pennies or in cents,
Just twice the size you wear.
(We hope it is immense. )
So if you wear a No. ten,
°You owe us twenty , see?
Which dropped within this
little sock ,
Will fill our hearts with glee.

FORGET

YOUR

SOCIC

' Tis all we ask, it isn't much,
And hardly any trouble,
But if you only have one foot,
We' 11 surely charge you double.
Now if you have a friend quite dear
You'd like to bring with you,
Or if you know some one who'd come,
We'l1 gladly give you two.
So don't forget the place and date;
We'll answer ·w hen you knock,
And welcome you with open arms.
BuT DoN'T FoRGET YouR SocK!